Tuesday, June 3, 2008

Grapevine, TX - Memphis, TN

Friend of Foodman and father of Palestinian Bluetooth, John Forsdahl, catches up with HJWV in Grapevine, TX, over breakfast at the Embassy Suites. Forsdahl is in town gigging with The Bob Paulding band. Over breakfast Forsdahl recounts an incident in 1973 where he consumes an entire sleeve of Saltine crackers without water after dropping two hits of Double Barrel Orange Sunshine which leads to a bad trip on account of him feeling like a choking pelican. It should be noted that Forsdahl, out of the goodness of his heart takes malfunction plagued Palestinian Bluetooth down to Autozone to have a new battery installed while The Black Hollies catch up on their beauty rest after arriving through the night from Las Cruces, NM, with only a couple of hours to spare before having to leave for Memphis, TN. Thanks Papa Bluetooth! We love you.

Start Time: 7:00 CST

1 Cup English Breakfast Tea w/ Honey
2 Slices Wheat Toast w/ Butter
2 Slices Wheat Toast w/ Butter & Honey
3 Eggs Scrambled
4 Slices Bacon
1 Serving Potatoes, Peppers, & Onions
2 Cups Orange Juice

*Denied Spinach, Mushroom, & Onion Omelette (Too Smoky)

1 Cup Black Coffee
2 Super Protein Odwalla Bars
1 Banana Nut Odwalla Bar
1 Hard Shell Beef Taco From Taco Bell
1 Bean & Cheese Burrito From Taco Bell

10 Scoops Cheese & Spinach Dip w/ Corn Chips
1 Small Celery Shaft
1 Small Terryaki Chicken Wing
6 French Fries w/ Ketchup

6 Coronas w/ Lime

3 Eggs Over Easy
2 Slices White Toast
4 Slices Bacon
1 Side Of Potatoes
1/4 Cup Hot Chocolate

End Time: 3:30 AM CST

On June 1, 2008, Herbert Joseph Wiley V states, "Eat every meal completely and the future will take care of itself."

*This rejected omelette incident marks the third time that HJWV denies consumption. He cites an odd and unwanted smoky flavor in his omelette as the root cause. It shall be noted that June 1, 2008, also marks Foodman's most amazing day of consumption. Please do not confuse the food with the man and please refrain from attempting to duplicate Foodman's regimen.

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